Written by PML — 2011 — from WamLibrary
f/f, foam, food, m/f, slime, tv
The three young ladies found themselves in a room, in England of all places, together for the first time in ages. They had no idea why they had agreed to this, and definitely no idea the other two were involved also. None of them were speaking, and it was with this tense atmosphere that Eddie entered the room.
“Hey ladies, we’re just about ready, how you all doing?”
The one closest to the door looked up at Eddie.
Demi Lovato, who had starred in Camp Rock and Sonny with a Chance, while launching her own music career, didn’t say much, possibly because she had a little fear on her face, but instead turned to look at the other two girls, one of whom was quite uninterested in Eddie’s presence.
Miley Cyrus, best known for her time as Hannah Montana, kept staring at the same spot, her usual bubbly personality nowhere to be seen. Conversely, the third girl smiled at Eddie.
Selena Gomez, who had done her time with Disney on Wizards of Waverly Place, was quite relaxed about what she was going to be doing today. She wasn’t up for talking however, and Eddie smiled at the three girls.
“Ah, tough crowd today. C’mon, we’ve got something to show you before we get started.” He took the three girls around the house, finally arriving at the photo studio where Peter was just waiting for the pre-event shots. The three girls made their usual smiles, and posed for the camera. They were just finishing off when Kelly entered the room. “She’s ready. You?”
“Yep, let’s go.” They walked with the three girls until they arrived at the gunge tank room. Ignoring the gasps from the three girls, something they were quite used to by now, they soon ushered them until they arrived at the GYOB dunk tank, filled to the brim with bright blue slime. Sat on the seat, awaiting her fate was Christina Aguilera.
“We just wanted to give you three a taste of what’s to come later today, and Christina here was booked by accident.” Eddie stared at Peter, who shrugged. “Of course, that might not have mattered if Britney Spears hadn’t said no… anyway, Christina agreed to have a go on our dunk tank here. Emma, when you’re ready…”
Christina face showed a mixture of nerves and excitement, and soon screamed as Emma pulled the golden lever. More blue slime, although this was a lighter shade than that below, fell upon the beautiful singer, sloppily splashing off her blond hair and shoulders. Christina was leaning slightly forward, but soon found herself falling further forward as her seat gave way. She fell down into the gunge, going mostly under the surface, although there was a patch of blond hair still just about visible as Christina pulled herself up, mouth wide open as she took in air. She wiped away a huge chuck of goo off her face, but found that it was in vain as dark blue slime fell right on Christina’s face. She managed to wipe away some of the gunge, and leaned against the side of the tank, smiling at the three Disney stars who were somewhere between shock and awe.
Eddie turned to the three teenagers and smiled. “We’ll get to that later, but for now, we’ll allow Christina to go and get herself a shower, while we take you three on our special tour.” They started walking in the other direction as Christina wiped away some blue gunk off herself.
Eddie guided the Americans around, unusually quiet for him, but then he may just have remembered what happened to Peter last time. He wasn’t running off his usual commentary of the weird and wonderful gunge tanks inside the massive room, but was moving quickly towards wherever it was he was heading. He soon arrived and stopped to address the party.
“Now ladies, we’ve reached the first of our checkpoints. You all know what today is about?” They all nodded. “Good good, less explaining then. Well here’s what we’re using first up.”
Eddie gestured at a small gunge tank, which proudly displayed its small container of green slime on top, ready for whichever ex-Disney star was placed underneath. “Now, the vote was quite close in the first round, so don’t take too much into this because I’ve known this vote to change quite wildly in the past. Anyway, the lucky girl getting to have the first try at our gunge will be Selena.”
Selena’s eyes widened for a moment, before she smiled, memories of many a Nickelodeon show flashing through her mind. She stepped up and thanked Kelly as she opened up the door to allow Selena to sit down inside the tank. Kelly shut the door, leaving Selena to squeal as she looked up at the gunge above her, her face somewhere between anticipation and nervous. She looked towards Kelly, whose hand was on the chain, and laughed as said chain was pulled, releasing a deluge of green slime over her black wavy hair. Following the American example, Selena lifted her head to allow the green goo to flow over her face, unafraid of getting messy. There wasn’t a lot of gunge, just enough to give Selena, as well as Demi and Miley watching from outside the tank, what was to come. So when the flow of gunge soon stopped, Selena had a messy head, but not much else besides that.
Selena was soon let out of the tank, covered in the green gunge. She rubbed some of the worse of the mess away, before commenting, “It’s lovely and warm. You’re going to love it girls.” Although it sounded sincere, Miley looked on as if it was sarcasm, while Demi just smiled back.
“Oh you ain’t seen nothing yet, this is just the start. We’ll soon have you up to Christina’s level and beyond,” Eddie spoke, before guiding the girls onwards.
Eddie strolled along, walking around the gunge tanks as if he saw them every day (come to think of it, that might actually be close to true). He moved along, not noticing as each of his three guests stopped every so often to marvel at each and every gunge tank, although by the looks on their faces they weren’t completely impressed. They soon realised they’d let Eddie get ahead, and sped up to catch up, who they found stood between two gunge tanks.
“Nice of you to join us, I’m sure I can give you a full tour, but we do have a little charity matter to attend to, and we’ve reached our second checkpoint.”
Eddie walked around to the control panel, showing off one of the gunge tanks. “Now this is quite a funny tank. I won’t bore you with its history, I’m sure you can read the previous stories if you want to know. One thing I will say is when we used this before. A while ago, this was the tank used for the third checkpoint, but we got some more tanks since then,” Eddie smiled, although less warmly than previously, more of a smirk. “Don’t worry though, we’re not that harsh. We’ve only half loaded the tanks, so Selena, if you’d like to take a seat inside the tank, step this way.”
The gungey girl was taken aback for a moment, although she figured if she’d been top of the first poll, she may just have topped every poll. Wiping away some green slime from her face, she puffed out her chest, and walked forward. Kelly and Emma were walking by, and after a brief evil eye for Eddie, they helped Selena climb into the gunge tank. The magical star of Waverly Place, currently with green goo over her body, rubbed her hands together in glee.
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A siren blared, one which you should be very familiar on this blog, and Selena jumped. She was looking out at her Disney co-stars when red and yellow gunge fell in two thick streams over Selena’s greeny-black hair. The falling gunk was thicker than the green slime that Selena was already covered in, but gunge still splashed over her, forming a small umbrella over the young star. Selena squealed, although it could be barely heard over the noise of the rushing gunge, which had collapsed on Selena and was flowing down her face and body. She lifted her hands to her forehead, diverting some of the gunge away from her face, allowing everyone to see Selena’s grin, but the gunge kept coming and soon Selena was utterly covered in red and yellow gunge, so much so that you couldn’t make out any of the green slime. Her feet were dipped in a rising pool of mixed gunge, which seemed to becoming orange (art lesson for you there…), but as the gunge came to a stop, Selena was smiling away, playing with some of the gunge as she sat waiting.
“Now normally Selena, we’d give you a breather before a 2nd wave came down, but since we’ve got to get going, let’s get you out of there.” Eddie drained the tank, and opened the door to release Selena. Selena seemed to be channelling her character’s mean streak, as she went straight to hug her host, transferring a fair bit of gunge to Eddie’s top. Eddie took it all in his stride, pulled Selena off him and turned to Emma, “You did get that video of her boyfriend right? That should bring in a bomb for charity.” Selena just smiled, standing next to her clean co-stars.
The three young stars watched Eddie as he fiddled with the controls of the gunge, curious as to what was going on, and where they’d end up next. Eddie’s head popped up, and smiled at the girls. “Oh, I won’t be a moment, we’re just over there.” He pointed at a gunge tank behind the girls, before continuing with whatever it was that needed doing in that moment.
Soon enough though, Eddie came over to join the girls, who were chatting to Kelly and Emma, although they quickly shut it when they saw Eddie approach. Eddie noticed, but thought nothing of it, putting it to the back of his mind. “Anyway girls, sorry about that. Little glitch in the system. Don’t worry, the results are safe. So, we have reached the third checkpoint, and we have a gunge tank here for one of you. And don’t worry, you’ll enjoy this one. And it just so happens that Demi overtook Selena and was top for the third checkpoint. So with that, would you like to take a seat in our gunge tank.”
Demi looked quite surprised, although she had noticed Selena had been enjoying herself, so maybe it wouldn’t be so bad. She put on a brave face, and stepped forward, and thanked Kelly as she climbed into the tank. She had to jump up into the chair, and sat with her hands in her lap, legs gently swinging as she looked all around, from the nozzle above her to a slimy Selena and a clean Miley. Demi looked towards Eddie, who was at another control set.
“Now Demi, we’ve got some chocolate pudding for you to sample. Tell me what you think.” Eddie switched a lever, and released chocolate pudding on Demi immediately. Demi screamed, the brown chocolate spreading over Demi’s black hair, down along her body, splashing over her thighs and over her feet. Demi stopped screaming, and soon started giggling, playing with the chocolate, which continued to covered the Camp Rock singer. She tried to catch some of the chocolate in her mouth, licking her lips and enjoying herself immensely. Soon enough, the pudding stopped being poured out, and left a chocolaty Demi Lovato perched on her seat grinning at Eddie.
“Did you enjoy our sample chocolate pudding?” Demi nodded. “Good, you can have the real thing then.” Eddie pulled another lever, and Demi suddenly felt her chair drop beneath her. She fell down into something below, squealing as she went. She splashed down in a thick brown liquid of some sort, although from the taste of what she got as she went under confirmed it to be chocolate. Demi popped up, face brown from chocolate, and thrashed around until she could get herself comfortable, able to hold herself up in the pool of chocolate.
Eddie peered down from outside the tank, before heading back to the controls. “Of course, we better seal in the flavour.” A trap door fell quickly, slamming loudly as it shut Demi away, although her shrieks could still be heard. Eddie waited a few moments, before heading behind the tank to a hatch where Demi could be released from. The Disney star emerged, although covered in chocolate, with hundreds and thousands sprinkled in her hair, still smiling, enjoying the strange experience. She dabbed a bit of chocolate on Eddie’s nose, before heading back and standing beside a clean Miley, who was sandwiched by the slimy Selena.
Eddie guided the three girls back around the gunge tanks. They soon found themselves stood at the GYOB tanks. The one to the right showed the signs of being in use, since the blue gunge had other shades of blue floating on top, while the seat was bent forward in the position after throwing Christina Aguilera into the slop. The gunk dunk to the left however was ominously ready for action.
“Ah yes, we’re back here. Now, you know what this one is about, after you saw it in action earlier, so I won’t bore you with the details. But I will show you a later version, which is the method of choice for the fourth checkpoint. One of you has topped the poll, and that lady is Miley.”
Miley looked at Eddie. “English slime guy say what?”
Eddie smiled. “C’mon Miley, you’ve been messy before. You can’t hate it that much.” Miley just huffed, but turned and was led up the stairs by Kelly, who was quietly muttering under her breath. Miley didn’t look too happy, and when Kelly had got her set up on the seat, and everyone could see her perched up there alone, it was clear Miley was shaking, possibly from fear, possibly just nerves. It didn’t matter, as Eddie stood on a podium, ready to get started.
“Now Miley, it’s traditional with this tank to ask questions, and if you get any wrong, we’ll crank you up. I can tell you, it’s mighty high at the top.” Miley twisted her neck around, and gulped as she saw how steep and how high the ramp was. “Don’t worry, they’re quite easy. Although I must apologise, we couldn’t use the Hannah Montana questions.”
“Anyway, Question 1: Who is Dave Benson Phillips?”
Miley’s mouth opened wide. How on earth was she meant to know? “Dave Benson who?”
“Dave Benson Phillips.”
“Ain’t got a clue.”
“He’s the presenter of Get Your Own Back, which featured the gunge tank you are currently sat on. So, let’s crank you up.” Miley squealed as the chair lifted itself up.
“Now, let’s try this one. Who is Noel Ernest Edmonds?”
Miley shrugged. “Some guy.”
Eddie smiled. “Well, he was a guy, but he was also a TV presenter, specifically of a show called Noel’s House Party. Anyway, up you go.” Miley was lifted up, with an exaggerated cranking noise in accompaniment.
“Now, here’s the third question. Who is [Now, I’m not going to give out my name, I would prefer to be known simply by my initials, but let’s just say Eddie is saying what PML stands for]?”
“Who the darn heck is that? Another TV presenter?”
Eddie laughed. “Nah, [P] has never presented anything in his life, well except that time at uni… but anyway, [PML] is the voiceover man.”
Miley threw her arms up. “Well how the heck am I meant to know that?”
Eddie thought about it, then shrugged. “Who knows?” Miley felt herself rising to the top, a siren going off once she had hit the top. The Climb singer did not look at all happy, certainly not compared to her former co-stars. Her eyes were flickering wildly, from the messy state of Demi and Selena, to Eddie on the lever, to the pool of yellow gunge far below her.
“Don’t worry Miley, it’s all quite fun really.” Eddie pulled the lever as he said that.
A piston released, and Miley screamed as she started rolling down, gaining speed and pitch. Purple slime fell down on Miley just as the chair hit the bottom and the pop princess went flying. She bunched up tight as gravity took hold, and she splashed down into the yellow gunk. She flapped around, but couldn’t prevent herself slipping under the surface. Miley emerged, taking a huge breath before screaming, the yellow gunge pouring off her in rivers. Not one part of her had been spared, everything from her makeup smearing to the hair all over the place covered in the gunge. Miley was just getting her bearings, when more purple slime fell down, smacking against the surface of the gunge as well as the star swimming inside. Miley looked close to crying, but she had been well and truly gunged.
Eddie came over to the side of the pool, dropping a ladder for Miley to climb out. Miley looked at Eddie, and smirked as she splashed some of the yellow gunge at him. Eddie laughed along, splashing some of the gunge back at Miley, who laughed, possibly enjoying the fun aspect, even if the slime is so uncomfortable. She climbed out, and went and stood next to Demi and Selena. Eddie observed the three messy girls, all talking amongst each other. All were covered in various gunges, and at least one would end up a hell of a lot messier. Who would it be? Eddie consulted his Ipad…
Eddie nodded as he noted the result of the poll. He then turned to the girls. “Right, we’ve hit the end of our journey, but we still have one last thing to resolve. Can you all join me up these steps?” Eddie guided the three messy girls up the steps, Miley being very suspicious of the dunk tank she’d just been on next to her. Eddie stood next to a waltzer car, beyond which a track lay, which swept right around the room.
“Now, we’ve this is our final gunging for you, and it’s a big one. I should tell you the voting has been close all the way, and that’s no different here in the…” Eddie stopped, surprised to hear the phone going off. “Excuse me one moment ladies.” Eddie answered, and listened as Sophie patched him through.
“Yeah, I’m doing fine, and yourself?…Is that so? Well I’ve got them right here, and we’re quite close to the climax…Not that way, you pervert… Yes, well you remember that lecture…well surely you listened to the recording… But anyway, it’s simple quantum mechanics… Yes, that’s right. After all, there exists a universe where I’m just a fictional character, and you’re writing about my exploits…Yes, well I bet you prefer their exploits…” Selena coughed. “Er yes, anyway, I’ve got something to deal with, so we’ll have to catch up some other time…Yeah, see ya pal.” Eddie hung up, then turned to the girls.
“Really sorry about that, not talked to [P] in ages. He’s quite interested in the result, so no need to delay. I should say that there’s only 6 votes between you all.” All three girls looked at each other, nervous energy passing through the air. “Yes, but I can reveal that at the top is Demi Lovato.”
Eddie watched as the three girls all reacted differently. Demi had a thoughtful look on her face, not exactly loving the gunge, but not afraid to face it either. Selena looked disappointed, possibly because she had avoided the bigger gungings, especially since she’d had just a small taste of things. Miley on the other hand was simply relieved.
Eddie then delivered the bombshell. “And Miley Cyrus.”
Miley’s mouth dropped. She gasped, speechless at what Eddie had just said. She didn’t notice how put out Selena was, or the wide smile on Demi’s face. Demi actually took Miley’s hand and quietly took her over to the seat, Miley still in shock as Demi helped her into the seat. Soon enough, Eddie showed Selena the lever as the two other girls tried to get comfortable.
“Yeah, it was a shock to us too. There were quite a few votes cast, but the vote was always very close, such that the final result was a draw. But as you can see, there’s room for two for this gunging, so enjoy, Demi and Miley.”
Selena pulled the lever, and the two girls were off. Miley was chanting “No no no no no” quietly under her breath, over and over, while Demi was practically laughing in comparison. The car was travelling backwards, although it soon stopped. The two messy girls looked quite different at the moment, with Demi coated in brown chocolate pudding, while Miley was dripping with yellow slime. Of course, neither expected it when a pie popped out from either side and was planted on each of their faces. Both floundered, but quickly removed the pie from their faces, leaving the cream behind. Both girls had their mouths wide open, but while Demi soon broke into a smile, Miley started yelling all sorts of words that showed she was no longer that girl from Disney.
The car then swivelled around, and Demi and Miley were faced with a vat of what turned out to be pink slime, slowly tipping its way down towards them. They both screamed, although Demi’s was one more of laughter rather than fear. The pink slime washed over the two girls, engulfing them completely and leaving them gasping for air once the slime had settled in the bottom of the waltzer car. Both girls in a bedraggled state, the pink slime all over them both. The car didn’t stop for the girls though, and it continued on into the corner. The car then started sinking to the ground level, but as it went, mounds of foam was sprayed into the car, covering both passengers, such that once they’d reached the bottom of the lift, they were unrecognisable, even to each other.
The car then started moving across the back wall, all while Demi and Miley were trying to regain their sight again. Miley had just managed to remove enough foam away when se what was looming ahead. “What the f*** is th-oomph.” Miley had failed her spot check, and was hit by thick custard, which didn’t splatter all over her, but instead spread slowly from the crown of her head, and flowed down her hair and face. Miley squealed loudly, although that did nothing to stop the custard completely covering her head. Demi was laughing, possibly revelling in Miley’s discomfort, but went “ooh” as cake batter was poured on her own head. The cake batter was just as thick as the custard, and Demi’s head was soon coated in the stuff, although she made little attempt to squirm away like Miley clearly wanted to.
Kelly and Emma then approached the car, possibly after hearing Miley’s shout. Kelly looked at Miley. “Ah, I see you’ve met Cassandra,” Emma rolled her eyes behind Kelly, “Yeah, she’s quite a special tank. Don’t you two worry though, Eddie tried to get her included, but we’ve decided to lock him away in a dungeon for the time being. We’ll torture him later. He’ll probably enjoy it…”
Emma cut across Kelly. “Anyway ladies, you’re only halfway done, so we better get you moving.”
The car turned and started moving, passing under ‘Cassandra’ safely, all while Miley kept repeating in disbelief, “Only halfway?” Demi then decided to scoop some of the gunge into her hands and splashed it over Miley, who shrieked. “Oh it’s on.” With that, Miley threw back some gunk at Demi, who laughed like a little girl as she tried unsuccessfully to duck out of the way. They continued like that, throwing bits of slime at each other, not noticing that they had passed through a door and were now in some sort of corridor. Of course, they did notice when they were both sprayed by freezing water, both screaming louder than they had done before, abandoning their little fight. The water didn’t last long, but it did leave both girls shivering, even if it had managed to remove some of the gunk off their faces. Of course, that was soon replaced by orange slime being poured into the car, splashing over both ladies as they tried to warm themselves up.
The car then approached another door, and Demi and Miley soon found themselves heading outside. There wasn’t much wind, and it appeared there was undersoil heating which meant the two stars stayed relatively warm, considering they had just had freezing water sprayed all over them. They soon found themselves sinking into the ground, and Miley squealed loudly when she realised they were heading down into a mud pit. The dirty stuff soon spilt over the edge of the waltzer car, but the car kept sinking, such that when it finally stopped sinking and started rising, Demi and Miley were up to their necks in mud. The car soon extracted itself, its two occupants covered in all sorts of gunk, before it returned back inside the building, where the girls found themselves in an enclosure.
From beyond the opening they were facing, there stood alongside Kelly and Emma a messy Selena Gomez, who smiled at her once co-stars, and cleaned up Christina Aguilera, who was in a dressing gown, towel around her hair. What neither Kelly nor Emma expected to happen as they started to give a speech was for Selena to grab the clean Christina and drag her into the muddy car. Demi laughed, hugging Christina as she sat down beside her, while Miley just sulked, squeezed up on the end.
Kelly then smiled. “Well so much for the vote then. I’d join ya, but me and Emma have someone to torture when we’ve finished up here, so we’ll just leave you to the final gunging.” Kelly pulled a lever down, and a siren blared.
Multiple streams of red and green gunge fanned out over the four ladies. Three of them grinned as the slime fell upon them, while one of them just sat with her head in her hands (no prizes for guessing who). The two girls on the right were completely trashed, and while Selena was covered in glistening slime, Christina was having a whole new gunging having actually been for a shower. The gunge kept coming, and soon all four of them were covered in goo.