Written by PML — 2011 — from WamLibrary
f/f, slime, tv
Kelly and Emma were playing with the crowd. They had whipped them into a frenzy, and knew it was time.
“Now, we have a mystery guest for you to meet. She’s agreed to enter our special room here. But first, we have this for you all.”
The screen behind them turned on to show a silhouette of a woman, sat in a secret room. There was some static in the microphone, and as she spoke, a man’s voice sounded out, clearly hiding her identity.
“Thanks for this.”
Kelly took the mike. “Now, we have three clues as to who our guest is.”
The screen spoke. “Yes. Number 1, Simon Cowell once described me as the best by a mile.”
“Quite an honour.”
“Indeed. Number 2, I once appeared in Sabrina the Teenage Witch.”
“Nice, got a magic finger.”
“Hahahaha. Ok, and Number 3, I hail from Fort Worth in Texas.”
“Right. You’ve got your clues people. Can you guess who she is?”
“Before you move on, did I tell you I managed to bring someone along with me?”
Emma spoke up. “Nope, but we look forward to finding out who it is. Thank you, and we’ll see you later.”
The screen faded to black, and Kelly and Emma moved on with the show.
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The show soon came back to the point of the mystery guest, and Kelly and Emma milked the crowd.
“Are you ready to meet our mystery guest?” The crowd cheered for Emma.
“Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Idol, Kelly Clarkson.”
Because of you started playing as Kelly walked out from behind some curtains, waving to the crowd. Kelly and Emma soon took her over to some seats, and gave her an interview, discussing things like American Idol, and her new album. She performed her new single for them, before joining them centre stage again.
“Now Kelly, you did say you had brought along someone else for us.”
“Yes, please welcome my good friend, Zooey Deschanel.”
The crowd screamed as the brunette walked out on stage, embracing with Kelly. They stood side by side as they waited for the noise to die down.
“Wow, what a combination. I heard you organised this all via Twitter. Is that true?”
Zooey took the mike. “Yes, although we did have to talk in code to keep it a secret. But this is what the fans want, so we happily obliged.”
Emma took back the mike. “Now, we did have a competition for someone to meet you right now, but unfortunately, they failed to leave a name, and we were unable to get hold of anyone else in time, but rest assured, we’ll organise something after the show.
“Now, there is the fact we have a special room to show you,” Kelly (Eddie’s wife, not the American Idol) said, as she started moving across the stage to a big door, “and here it is.” The doors opened to reveal a giant gunge tank, topped with a massive supply of yellow-white gunge, which sort of looked like vanilla. The two brunettes looked apprehensive, but also excited at the prospect before them. The two hosts led them over and ushered them inside, making sure they were nice and comfortable. They then turned to the crowd, counting down with them. Upon zero, they pulled the chain together.
The vanilla gunge fell upon the two squirming ladies, splattering off their shoulders, although they didn’t shy away from the slime. They both leaned in, Kelly pulling Zooey much closer so that her head was right under the slime. After taking a faceful, screaming in the process, Zooey returned the favour, pulling Kelly into the flow. Zooey let go of her friend, cupping her hands to gather gunge before flinging it at Kelly, who squealed, before batting at the falling goo towards Zooey. The gunge splashed around everywhere, pooling up on their legs and covering them fairly evenly.
When the gunge finally slowed to a dribble, the two women hugged each other, until they heard the door being opened. They looked up to see Kelly and Emma holding a bucket of gunge each, which they immediately threw their way. Kelly took a splash of chocolate brown gunge, while Zooey copped the strawberry pink gunge. When the two hosts stepped away, the two girls shimmered in their gungey states.
They got out of the tank and stepped up to the crowd who cheered. The two hosts took the mike again.
“Give it up for our mystery guest, Kelly Clarkson,” The singer smiled, “And her partner in slime, Zooey Deschanel.” She also smiled, before she and Kelly were ushered off the stage, probably to go get a shower. “Thank you people.”