PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
f/f, slime
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Amy's Nasty Surprise
Amy was a pretty girl; at least, that is what she kept telling everyone. She always wore some sort of pink whenever she was out and about, and always was ready to flirt with the next hot guy she saw. She never liked to think of herself as easy, but she always loved getting that guy back to hers so she could have her wicked ways with him. It was like a drug in many ways, but every new man inside her made her feel ever more happy with her life. She meet them in some bar or nightclub, give them a flash of her blue eyes, flick her bright blond hair and they’d be putty for her. So of course, when h... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
m/f, slime
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Kelly And Emma > Another View
I sit inside this perspex box, giggling with nervous laughter as I think of all the red slime above my head. Imagining the gunge splattering across my smooth blond hair, before flowing down my naked breasts, I begin to get excited before I remember it’s too early for that. I watch Kelly sat in a similar tank opposite me, cupping herself, and think how lucky we are to have Peter and Eddie as our fiancés. They’re standing over in the corner, going over last minute details, which I’m sure involves us doing something else afterwards. It was Kelly who had thought up this whole idea. She had been s... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
bet, f/f, m/f, slime
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Ashley's Bet
I was sitting in the pub with some friends, although I forget what exactly we were talking about. There must have been some sort of bet going on, and it appeared Ashley has lost. Why had she lost? What bet? When did I go to this pub? Don’t know, but I didn’t care since the forfeit was gunge. So there we were, in my backyard, with Ashley sat naked under the line. I can just picture those round breasts sat over her fat belly, the look of excitement and fear over her face. I was sat on a wall upon which the garage sat on, as various girls and guys in various states of undress, including some nak... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
bet, cswl, f/f, food, pie, slime, tv
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > CSWL – Coleen Rooney vs. Christine Bleakley
“Hello and welcome to the next edition of the CSWL, and they’ve finally let me loose on it,” Georgie Thompson smiled as she looked at her two celebrities from behind her desk. “They told me that when Fulham come up, I’m up for the chop, but that ain’t today. Instead, this week we have two partners of the star players from the featured match this week, the top of the table clash, Manchester United against Chelsea. “Representing Manchester United we have none other than Coleen Rooney.” Coleen smiled, wearing her multi-coloured blue dress, and a Man-United cap to show her support for her husba... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
bet, cswl, dunktank, f/f, pie, slime, tv
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > CSWL: Lily Allen vs. Emma Bunton
Caroline Flack walked out onto the stage to the cheers of the audience. “Thank you everyone, it’s time for another week of the CSWL. {Audience Cheers} This week, we have a special clash for you all to savour. Fulham are at home to Spurs in the London derby, and it looks like it’s going to be a cracker. And of course, we have our celebrities cheering on their team, hoping to avoid what we have in store for them. Shall we meet them?” The audience cheer as highlights of Fulham FC play on the big screen, showing various things like goals, saves, tackles and famous players. Eventually the logo po... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
f-solo, f/f, farm, food, m/f, mud, pie, slime, tv
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Kelly And Emma > Howdy Partner
“Gotta make an honest living partner,” Casey shouted from her horse, tipping her hat to the gentleman. “That might be true ma’am, but I really think you’d be suitable for this. Please give it your consideration.” The gentleman walked away. Casey watched him as he left. It was a strange prospect he was proposing. Maybe it was crazy. Maybe it was crazy enough. She kicked back, riding her horse back to the stable. It was then it caught her eye. Down by the river, where her cattle get their water. Of course, that was before the summer drought. Now they rely on the pipes, but it’s what was left ... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
bondage, f/f, food, mud, slime, water
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Kelly And Emma > Jenny’s Visit
“Hello Jennifer. The girls will be with you in a moment.” “Thank you Peter.” Jenny sat back in the armchair. She had been invited to have dinner with her husband’s workmates. James had gone off with Eddie and Pete when they arrived, while she was to wait for their wives to arrive. She had dressed to impress, sticking to a favourite navy number, which let the silk flowed soothingly down around her smooth legs. Her chocolate hair fell with gentle curls onto her bare chest. Some low heeled shoes completed the outfit. As she waited, she hummed through a song that had recently gone to number one... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
bondage, f/f, slime
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Kelly And Emma > Just Sitting At Home
Kelly looked over at Emma. “So, what do you fancy doing today?” Emma shrugged. “I don’t know. Nothing much really.” Kelly smiled. “That sounds like just the sort of day I had in mind. Shame the boys are…” Kelly stopped as a loud bell rang. “You’re not expecting anyone today, are you?” Emma frowned. “You know, somebody said to expect someone, but they were a little vague on the details.” She walked over to the intercom. “Jeff, please escort whoever’s at the door to join us in the living room.” Two minutes later, Jeff knocked and announced, “May I present to you Miss Alexandre Hendry.” A sh... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
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> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Kelly And Emma > Karen's Visit
The weekend came, and Matthew and Karen arrived. After setting them up in the guest bedroom, and having small talk in the lounge, Eddie and Kelly took them for a few activities. They soon sent them to bed though, telling them there was a long day ahead. Kelly had actually dyed her hair blue the week before. Emma had been sporting pink hair a couple of weeks ago, and it reminded Kelly of Scott Pilgrim, which after another awesome 121 minutes, she decided to go for Ramona’s second colour. As she woke for the new day, she put on the same delivery outfit that Ramona had worn in the film. Karen on... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
gameshow, GYOB, m/f, slime, tv
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Emma Watson on GYOB
It was the final day. Emma sat in her dressing room, wondering what this day would bring. For months, she had heard the rumour that a vote was going down, and that she was still in the running to top the poll. Her agent had hinted to her that people were voting for the sexiest lady of many in the world. He had also told her that the poll involved getting gunged, but that didn’t worry Emma too much. After all, she had been slimed by that American show that she and Rupert had appeared on. She had enjoyed it somewhat, it being release from the usual work of her acting schedule, and allowed her to... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
f/f, slime
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Kelly And Emma > Kelly Vs Emma
Jenny drove the truck through the city. On the back of the truck, there were two young ladies sitting back to back to each other in their respective plastic boxes. Above them, two tanks of vibrantly coloured gunge waited to be unleashed upon the intended victims, who instead of cowering, were actually laughing. They each wore a bikini, in opposite colour to the tank above them. In the tank with green gunge, there sat a petite young girl, with smooth shoulder length blond hair and a perfectly flat stomach. Behind her, being threatened with red gunge, was a curvy young lady, whose hair was a lon... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
f/f, mud, slime
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Rebecca
Polly watched on as Rebecca squirmed. “You should never have tried to cross me. It would always come down to this. One of us was always going to end up sat in that chair, and it looks like it’s you.” Rebecca swung her legs at Polly, not that it did her any good. The aforementioned chair was suspended from the ceiling, where Rebecca sat with her hands in cuffs. Oh sure, she wasn’t tied down, but she couldn’t really do herself a lot of good by jumping down with her hands behind her back. She was dressed for the summer, daisy dukes, bikinis on top. Of course, with her California style, Rebecca s... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
f-solo, slime
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Reviewing the Video
Tina was so excited. She didn’t even want to stop and shower, she just wanted to relive that moment again. She had wiped her hands clean, but she smiled as the goo slid down her face as she took the computer mouse. Taking the video file from the camera, she clicked play, and sat back to watch the show. There was a little scuffle on-screen before Tina came into view. She always thought she looked quite fat on camera, but the truth was she was as curvy as most girls around. Her brown hair slid just past her shoulders, which settled nicely as Tina sat down in the gunge tank she had built. She wa... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
m/f, slime
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > She Was Just Standing There
She was just standing there. There was no good reason for her to be there, but still, she just stood right there, in the middle. She seemed to be paying attention to the door in front of her, although there would often quick glances to other features of the room. The carpet, the Manchester United Poster, the poster of her with some guy with an Afro, the light fitting, the table behind her, the security cameras at the four corners of the room. The big red button on the table. She kept her focus on the door mainly. She stood there in an open white shirt, clearly a size too big for her slim fram... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
f/f, m/f, slime
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Kelly And Emma > Sophie and the Blue (and Green and Red) Gunge
“That looks mighty thick Sophie, I’m not too sure that’ll go in the gunge tanks.” “Huh… oh hi Emma. Yeah, I don’t know what’s wrong with it. I’ve had the stirrer going for a few minutes, and this is the result. I think it might have been mixed wrongly.” Sophie looked slightly worn out, possibly because this wasn’t the only thing to go wrong for her today. Earlier, a car drove straight through a large puddle, right when she stood beside it. Then, once she made it to the shop (a little water couldn’t keep her down), they were out of the usual thickener she buys, so had to go for a cheaper alte... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
m/f, slime, tv
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Stacey’s Story
My name is Stacey, and I have just been through one of the worst experiences in my life. I shudder at the thought of it, but I suppose you’ll want to hear what happened? I guess I can relive it one more time. It’s all down to this TV show I was on, which I still don’t know the name of. My boyfriend, well, that bastard, he brought me on the show, and it’s his fault for everything. Starving Africans? Cancer? Daily Mail? All his fault. I don’t care what it takes, he won’t be showing his face anywhere again, Robert will make sure of that. Which reminds me… … Hi, Rob, I need you to pick me up from... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
f/f, food, m/f, motor oil, mud
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Kelly And Emma > The A-Z of Gunge
Sections guest authored by VanillaXSlime, McPridz & Tellygunge Kelly and Emma stood beside their respective husbands, surveying the group of celebrities they had in front of them. They were a varied bunch, from all corners of the world (well, Emma could swear someone on the list wasn’t American or British). They knew what they had planned for them was quite audacious, although that said nothing of what they were going to do themselves. “You know, if we stuck them all on the ramp vote, most would probably agree.” “Emma, if you knew it was a 5 in 26 chance of getting messy, wouldn’t you take ... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
m/f, slime
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Kelly And Emma > The Club Night
Kelly flicked her long red hair behind her, and strolled onto the stage. She exuded confidence wearing a loose white t-shirt, which bore a green splatter mark. A small skirt rounded off the outfit. She looked towards the other three girls, Emma, a short girl with strawberry blond hair, Lisa, a chubby lass with dirty blond hair and Sophie, who sported dark brown hair. They all wore the same outfit as Kelly, although Sophie had chosen a top a size too small for her. The crowd cheered as the four girls stood together in front of three gunge tanks and a curtain. The DJ for the night, George, gear... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
food, GYOB, m/f, NHP, slime
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Kelly And Emma > The Holo Room (unfinished)
She stepped through the portal, wondering where she’d be taken next. Already, Emma had been on the moon, just as Neil and Buzz planted the flag and she had sat in the Nou camp as Solskjaer wrote his name in history with a flick of his boot. She had been on stage with The Beatles, and she’d never forget Bobby Moore with Jules Rimet. Now Emma had enjoyed these trips, but ever since Kelly had told her what the portal could be used for, she had been wanting to try out something entirely different. The brown décor of the television studio seemed very familiar to Emma. One glance at the BBC logo on... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
m/f, slime
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > The Hotel
Peter panted as he stood under the awning, before pulling his umbrella down and shaking the rain away as stood up straight. He patted himself down in his suit, before turning to the door, and walking inside. He was greeted by wonderful pop tunes of the Spice Girls, which made Peter smile as he remembered back to the nineties, and some of the good times as a child. He approached the receptionist, humming along “a-zig-a-zig-ah”. “Hello, how can I help you this evening?” The cute blond desk worker smiled at Peter. “Uh, yes, I’ve got a room reserved under ‘Lodge’.” “Ah yes, just the one night I... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
f-solo, f/m, mud, xxx
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Kelly And Emma > The Mud Nymph
Emma walked outside, and there it was, basking in the (admittedly British weak) sun. Casey had sent a shipment of the stuff, and now it appeared Sophie had set it all up. Emma grinned, hanging her robe up on a hook on the patio, and walked towards it. They had built their own mudpit, or at least, made a new one. This one was different however, since they had got Casey to send some of the creamy clay that they’d seen when they’d visited her the other week, and it looked stunning. She made her first step towards the mud, and stuck her foot in what she’d been told would be the shallow end. She w... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
f/f, slime, tv
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Kelly And Emma > The Mystery Guest
Kelly and Emma were playing with the crowd. They had whipped them into a frenzy, and knew it was time. “Now, we have a mystery guest for you to meet. She’s agreed to enter our special room here. But first, we have this for you all.” The screen behind them turned on to show a silhouette of a woman, sat in a secret room. There was some static in the microphone, and as she spoke, a man’s voice sounded out, clearly hiding her identity. “Thanks for this.” Kelly took the mike. “Now, we have three clues as to who our guest is.” The screen spoke. “Yes. Number 1, Simon Cowell once described me as ... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
foam, m/f, pie
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Kelly And Emma > The Pie Story
Kelly’s Perspective I stood there, open arms, kind of like the Angel of the North, on that platform. In a French maid outfit. With a frilly hat on my head, tied around my long flowing green hair. Got to love Ramona. I know my husband is over there, watching me, but I don’t look at him, just keep staring ahead of me. All this because when some woman promises to jump into a chocolate pie, she can’t do it properly. Of course, I nearly screamed when Eddie said there was no chocolate left, not after the pineapple incident. Oh, of course there is the giant foam pie right beneath me. So there I stoo... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
f/f, foam, food, m/f, slime, tv
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Kelly And Emma > The Ramp – Disney’s Pop Princesses
The three young ladies found themselves in a room, in England of all places, together for the first time in ages. They had no idea why they had agreed to this, and definitely no idea the other two were involved also. None of them were speaking, and it was with this tense atmosphere that Eddie entered the room. “Hey ladies, we’re just about ready, how you all doing?” The one closest to the door looked up at Eddie. Demi Lovato, who had starred in Camp Rock and Sonny with a Chance, while launching her own music career, didn’t say much, possibly because she had a little fear on her face, but in... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
f/f, food, m/f, pie, slime, tv
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Kelly And Emma > The Ramp – English Girls
“So, you couldn’t come up with a theme, could you Eddie.” “No Kelly.” Some gunge fell. “And instead, you left it to us to find some willing celebrities to come along and risk themselves for charity.” “Yes Emma.” More gunge fell. “And you invite Americans to come over here, without even a courtesy of giving us a ring.” “Hey, you enjoyed that day Pete. You’ve done the same in the past…” Even more gunge fell. “I know, but any excuse as they say. Anyway, I’ve got to go see if the women are ready.” Peter left the room. “What? I thought they weren’t due till tomorrow?” Gunge fell yet again. ... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
cswl, f/f, m/f, NHP, slime, tv
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Kelly And Emma > The Ramp – On Tour (unfinished)
“So remind me why we’re on this bus again,” Emma asked, receiving a sigh from her husband. “As I’ve already told you, PML arranged for us to visit some very well known establishments with our latest batch of famous faces for the ramp.” Peter drank some coffee as the bus rattled. “Eddie and Kelly are just upstairs discussing the plan with our guests.” Emma looked out as they trundled along the motorway, although there was a blue shimmer around the window’s edge. Behind her were three cubicles, each almost designed as if they could become gunge tanks. Emma knew they were simply holding tanks, ... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
f/f, food, m/f, slime, tv
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Kelly And Emma > The Ramp -Scott Pilgrim
“I’m sure they’ll arrive soon Kelly, just sit down.” Kelly kept watching the main door, where Peter had disappeared half an hour ago. “Yes Emma, just like that time the guys got the Manchester United team to come visit, you really just sat through that.” “Oh whatever. To be fair, it’s not like Michael Cera could make it, or Brian O’Malley, or Edgar Wright. At least we managed to get some of the girls involved.” Kelly sighed. “How many girls did we manage to get involved again?” “Six. One of them couldn’t make it.” “SIX?! We’ve only got 5 gunge tanks set up. I guess somebody will be escap... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
foam, food, m/f, pie, slime, tv
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Kelly And Emma > The Ramp -Smallville
The three young women enter the room, and just stared as they stopped to view what they had just walked in on. A wide variety of slime tanks, each filled with a spectrum of colours, all seemingly ready to dump their contents in a variety of ways. Some looked daunting, others looked downright confusing. Still, each of the three girls thought the same: Just what had they agreed to? All three girls had a common link. They had appeared in an American show Smallville, all three girls being the leading ladies. The blond girl, who was in the show for every season, was Allison Mack, who played Chloe ... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
f/f, slime
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > The Threshold
The five women were waiting in their separate rooms. Each room featured two doors (beside the one they entered). They had been told one of them would open, and they were to go through that door once it opens. No one had been told what was what. No one knew who was behind the whole thing. No one even knew who was in any of the other rooms. They just found themselves in the room they were in. In the first room was Emma Stone, an actress who starred in Zombieland. In the second room, Jessie J was waiting. In the third room, Ellen Page stared at the doors. In the fourth room, Cher Lloyd was pr... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
f/f, slime
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > The Threshold 2
Five woman, all sat in 5 rooms, all bearing the same simple features, with a door in front of them. Why? Maybe the question should be Why Not? For whatever reason they were there, here is where they were. Room 1: there is Kelly Clarkson Room 2: there is Zara Phillips Room 3: there is Freema Agyeman Room 4: there is Fearne Cotton Room 5: there is Elisha Cuthbert After some time, that door opened. The five women passed through their respective doors, heading towards the unknown. After a twisty passageway, they all arrived in the same room, albeit with a glass wall separating 2 of the wome... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > The Threshold 3
The 5 girls all knew each other. They were chatting away quite amicably, although I wasn’t listening, so I couldn’t really tell you what it was about. The laughter was infectious though, as I studied the girls collectively known as The Saturdays. We have: – Vanessa White Mollie King Una Healy Frankie Sanford Rochelle Humes There was some sort of sparkle over the girls, like they weren’t really there, or that one of them wasn’t as pregnant as she made out, with another a new mother. No, these were 5 young British ladies in the prime of their lives. I looked at the empty meter behind me, ... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
f/m, m/f, slime
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Kelly And Emma > What Emma Does When Bored
Emma wandered into the room, wearing her University hoody and jeans, wondering where her husband was. She had just left Kelly and Eddie in the lounge, who had started getting comfortable, and while Emma would normally stay and watch, she fancied having a go with Peter. The hallway was clear, so she walked around the house. As she neared the gunge room, she saw the door to the control room ajar. Curiosity getting the better of her, Emma went over and peeked in the room. There was no one inside, but the computer was on. Emma went over to see what was going on. A bunch of computer code was runni... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
f/f, foam, food, manure, paint, slime, treacle
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Kelly And Emma > You Are Emma
Beep Beep. Beep Beep. Your hand snakes out from the thin sheet that was covering your modesty (not that anyone was watching) to slam down on your clock. As the beeping stops, you turn your head to check the time. You moan as you see the Nine of the hour digit flashing back at you. Deciding you have to get up now, you worm your way up and out of bed. You stretch for a yawn, before choosing what to do. Seeing the sun just floating against the curtains, you make your mind up that a morning stroll is the order of the day. Grabbing your crimson satin robe, which you wrap around yourself, you head... (read more)
PML — 2011 — WamLibrary
f/f, foam, food, manure, paint, slime, treacle
> Forums > The Main Library > Legendary Authors > PML > Kelly And Emma > You Are Kelly
The sun peeks through the emerald curtains as you slowly wake up to the world. You roll over only to remember that your husband Eddie is on a business trip with your good friend Peter. You then recall what you had planned for the day, so decide to get out of bed in order to get ready. Deciding you want some fresh air, you walk over to the balcony and as you open up the French doors, the warm summer’s breeze surrounds your naked body. You look out into the private courtyard to see your best friend, and Peter’s wife, Emma, taking a stroll past the water fountain. She was dressed in her red satin... (read more)