The Messy Tournament - Chapter 6: The messy scenarios
Written by WLG — 2022 — from UMD.net
Peter, Lila, Charles and Stacy were in a room in front of a big TV screen.
"Well, I hope our teams have been inspired for their challenge."
"I hope so, Charles! We gave them the subject yesterday after the results, they had the night to create a good scenario involving messy situations," answered Lila.
"Who will be messed up this time?"
"We thought that would be fair to let the girls who participated in the trebuchet challenge be the director of the show while the other would be the star of the shows."
"Great, let's start the review... What is the first video we have?"
"Emma's weather forecast for the UK team. Let's start!"
***
Emma appeared on screen wearing a classy dress.
"Welcome dear spectators to your daily world forecast.
Let's start first with the good news, in the US the weather will be nice and warm. There will be a lot of sunshine, we absolutely recommend you to use sun cream if you have to go outside."
At this instant, a thick flow of white gunge was poured on Emma, engulfing her head and flowing into her cleavage. When the flow stopped, Emma cleared he eyes and mouth and continued.
"Contrasting with this weather, England will be covered with fog. Be careful if you have to drive, it will be hard to see something in this pea soup!"
Following these words, a bucket of pea soup was splashed on her, removing a part of the white gunge. A second one followed the first bucket, covering her more with the soup. Acting as if it was totally normal, she continued her presentation.
"For people who are watching us from Antarctica, tomorrow will be as usual, extremely cold!"
Two pipes appeared from above, Emma took the first one and put it in the front of her dress between her breast, and the second one was inserted in the back of the dress. A white liquid slowly appeared, sliding down the tubes. When their content arrived in Emma's dress, she started to scream because of the temperature of the liquid. Based on her reaction, the pipes were flooding her dress with melted but still cold ice cream.
Trying to focus on her text, Emma continued: "Finally, in Europe, a lot of rain is expected..."
A bucket of water was poured over her.
"... with all that water, many mudslides are expected too!"
Another flow of mud appeared over her. It was fluid enough to soak her completely but thick enough to also accumulate on the top of her head and on her shoulders. When she was completely coated in mud, she waved at the camera spitting some mud.
"Thank you for your attention and see you tomorrow for another world weather
forecast!"
***
"This one was simple but great," said Peter.
"I agree" answered Lila, "I hope the others would have had as good ideas as the British team."
"Which one is next?"
"US, let's see how Maria decided to trash Taylor... The video is called 'The cherry queen'"
***
The video started showing Taylor starting to do a speech.
"Thank you very much for having chosen me as the cherry queen this year! As the queen before me, I will do my best to fulfil my duty!"
An off-screen voice answered her.
"As the cherry queen, you will be responsible for this year's cherry jam recipe. As you know, each vintage is unique. Are you ready to create yours?"
The video cut and the next shot showed Taylor installed over a tank.
"Taylor, you will decide how sweet the jam will be."
"Let's start then!"
At these words, she was immediately dropped into the tank below her, the camera came closer to see the tank was filled with golden honey.
Taylor reappeared covered in the sticky syrup.
"You know what? I like sweet jam, let's do it again!"
She left the tank, sat back over it and after a close shot showing her dripping honey, she was plunged back into the syrup. She resurfaced once again, wiping her hair back, completely waterlogged with honey.
"Just a bit more..." she dived back in the tank and reemerged shining under a good coating of honey.
"I think that will be sweet enough! Let's move on to the final step."
She left the tank to lie in a trough next to it. She installed herself unable to see what would happen because of the thick layer of honey which was covering every millimetre of her body and face.
While Taylor was blinded by the honey, Maria approached from behind with buckets she installed around the trough.
The camera approached to show the content, the buckets were filled with cherry pie filling.
"It's time to give the special taste to this year's jam, Queen Taylor. Here is the main ingredient."
She started to empty the first bucket over Taylor's head, then, another on her body and feet, and the third one was poured again on her head... Seven extra buckets were used over the poor girl who kept rolling and submerging in the mess.
After a few minutes of multiple submersions, Taylor stood up and started to wipe the mess from her body, face and hair.
"I think my own recipe is done! This year's jam will be perfect!" said Taylor.
"You are right, we will put this jam in jars for everyone to buy it. Finally, to end the ceremony, we have to crown you!" said Jane.
Taylor left the tube and sat next to it on a throne. Maria approached her from behind and smashed the gloppiest pie she had been able to make on Taylor's head. Her face disappeared below the creamy content while Taylor was waving and smiling to the camera.
***
"Another amazing one!"
"You are right, I really enjoyed how they used our homemade honey. Hopefully, our Manor could produce a gigantic quantity of it!"
"Dear referee, let's see the last video. This one is for the Australian team, Jane did the video while Melissa was the messy victim. This one is called 'Fire station'."
***
"Welcome to our new series about local people who are protecting us. Today, we will have a tour in the local fireman station and in their R&D department in particular."
The screen went dark and the next shot was showing Melissa, sitting on a chair in a middle of a room.
"Welcome to our fireman R&D department, Melissa."
"Hi, I'm here to discover your job and how you are protecting us. Could you demo to me some of your brand new techniques?"
"Of course! As you know, we used to use our fire hose to stop fire..."
A hose was pointing to Melissa and completely soaked her.
"That was effective!"
"Yes, but we developed three new solutions to stop or prevent fires. The first one is dedicated to fire on plastic material. We called it the Plastic Immediate Extinguisher or P.I.E.."
"How does it work?"
"Let's proceed with a demo!"
Jane came behind Melissa with two fluffy pies and smashed them vigorously on each side of Melissa's face to give her a creamy pie sandwich. She came back with two new pies and restarted the process this time on her face and the back of her head she then smear the cream from her head to her shoulders covering every strand of hair which had been spared by the two pie sandwiches.
"As you experimented, the aim is to cover the object with a thick layer of P.I.E.."
"That seems extremely effective too!"
"It is! But it is only for plastic, imagine we had to stop a garbage fire... We would use our second invention: the Great, Ultimate and New Garbage Extinguisher... Or G.U.N.G.E.. We have three kinds of recipes, green for everyday garbage, blue for paper and yellow for vegetal stuff. Let's try them! "
Jane approached Melissa and emptied the first bucket of green gunge on her. A lot of gunge found its way down to her cleavage revealing her trashed bra under her dress. Then, the blue and yellow buckets were also poured on Melissa, covering every part of her which were still untouched by the former treatments.
"You are definitively prepared for any kind of fire! But you talked about three inventions... What is the last one?"
"You are right, we have still one invention for any other kind of fire, this one is linked to this machine there..." the camera moved to show a gunge tank.
"This is our most effective way to stop a fire, when any other solution is working, we put this device over the fire to stop it... Do you wanna try?"
"Of course!" Melissa installed herself in the tank. "What do you call this one?"
"We haven't found a definitive name for this one but, for the moment, we call it the Many Use Device..."
"You mean M.U.D.?"
As soon as Melissa pronounced the name, a heavy flow of liquid brown mud started from above. She immediately disappeared under a continuous cascade of mud. When the flow ended, Melissa was unrecognizable, covered head to toe in the messy "fire treatment".
She wiped her eyes and mouth to conclude her show.
"As you see, our local firemen are ready to save our lives! This was Melissa for the Mansion TV!"
***
"This is going to be very hard to rank the videos!" said Charles.
"You are right! Let's discuss it before joining the girls for today's result. The day is not over yet!"