The Messy Mansion - Chapter 36: The medieval fair

Written by WLG — 2022 — from UMD.net

After an extremely long time under shower and the help of Michelle, Dinna and Lisa, I was finally clean after this morning's surprise.
It had been so long that I hadn't been messed up so much and the fact the last part was also public was an absolutely memorable experience.

After that, we had lunch together. I was pleased to finally meet Michelle and Dinna in person. We talked a bit about our experience without giving too many details as we were not allowed to do so.

Lisa stood up and said: "Girls, would you like to do something together this afternoon?"
"Of course, do you have something in mind?"
"Yes, the others are not in the Mansion for a good reason, they are organizing a fair few kilometers away for here. This is a big event with hundreds of people. There is food, shops and spectacles."
"That sounds great!"
"We may help them a bit with the organization, I know they often need help for some duties."
"They've paid for everything and give us the opportunity to reward Emma for her win ourselves, it would not be a problem!" answered Michelle.
"Perfect, then, be ready to leave in 15 minutes!"

After about half an hour of driving, we finally arrived at the fair. This was a medieval theme fair. Shops were decorated like in a castle and people were wearing clothing from this period.
"Hi Emma! I'm so happy to see you here!" Lord Robinson was there with the others.
"Hi Lor... I mean John, it has been a long time!"
"Indeed, did you enjoy your surprise? Lisa worked hard to plan everything!"
"Well, it has been a very surprising moment, indeed. But it was great!"
"I see Michelle and Dinna are there too! Are you there to help us?"
"We would love to!" answer Dinna.
"Perfect, then follow my wife, she will give you costumes. We will need you soon..."

We all followed her and entered a room dedicated to costumes and accessories. This room had another door leading to the main stage.
"I've prepared your costumes, wear them."
"They are rags... I was thinking we would wear nice queen clothes like yours..." said Michelle.
"Yes, but unfortunately, we only had these ones remaining.
It's time for the beginning of the fair, all the team members have to be on the main stage in five minutes. Hurry up! Go barefoot for the moment, you will pick up shoes later."

All of us changed our clothes for the rags and took the direction of the main stage.
"I will be right behind you!" she said.
When we opened the door and went a few meters in the direction of the main stage, we joined John, who was doing a welcome speech to all the guests.
There were many people, surely about 300.
When we arrived on stage, instead of being welcomed by cheers, we were booed by the crowd.
"Ladies... I've a bad feeling about this..." I said.
"... And here are the three witches!" Said John.
"Handcuff them!"
Immediately the others cuffed Dinna, Michelle and I.
"These three women did black magic and have to be judged. The judgment will be tonight but before it, they will have to suffer public humiliation."
"What?!" Dinna seemed to be unprepared for a public humiliation and knowing the people in charge, it would surely be linked to messy humiliations.
"The judgment will be in three hours, by this time, you will be able to participate in their sentence during our three 'witch's activities'. Bring these despicable creatures where they are supposed to go!"

Lisa and other members of the Mansion brought us to a tent where three cross poles equipped with handcuffs were installed. Each of us sat on a stool with our hands tied behind. I was installed in the middle when Dinna and Michelle were on my left and right.
Lord Barton was the one who was supervising the animation.
"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first of our activities: the pie pod!"
Dinna looked at me and asked "Did he say 'pie'?"
"Hum... I fear so..."
Lord Barton continued "For the next hour you will be able to punish these witches with creamy pies! What you have to do is to buy tickets from my wife, then we will provide you one pie... or more! Each pie cost £3. All the funds will be given to the local charity organization.
Then, aim at the witch you want to punish and pie her good!"
"Gosh, there are already so many people queing!" said Michelle.
"I've seen that, it's gonna be a messy afternoon!"

A lot of people already had their pie in hand, just waiting for Lord Barton's signal. When he gave it to the first people in the row, it was a real pie barrage on each of us. None was spared by the creamy mess.
With our hand tied, it was impossible for us to see what was coming.
Lord Barton decided to change the rules, instead of multiple people throwing their pies at the same time, only one of them was authorized to do it. To amplify the suspense, the crowd was doing a countdown. At the end of each countdown, Michelle, Dinna and I were preparing ourselves to be the next target. When the hit was eard two of us were satisfied and one was messier.

Lord Barton came next to us to wipe our eyes.
"This young lady gave a £50 donation for 6 pies, for that reason she will be authorized to come closer to give the punishment herself."
A young redhead girl next door arrived in front of us. She was nicely dressed and seemed to know Lord Barton.
"You are surely Emma, Michelle and Dinna... It was a bit hard to recognize you... without the mess from this morning video! I'm Rachel."
She was one of the many viewers who participated in my live humiliation this morning.
"It was a wonderful job you did on Emma this morning, girls. Don't be afraid, I will not say what you did this morning... You know we can't talk about what we have done in the Mansion!" she gave us a wink. She surely was one of the former guests from the Mansion that explained why she knew Lord Barton.
She took two overloaded pies and approached Dinna. Without any countdown, she gave her a gooey pie sandwich, engulfing her below the creamy mess including the back of her head which was spared until now. Then, she approached Michelle and did the same treatment on her, the crowd was encouraging and cheering during the whole process. Then, she approached me with her two last pies.
"You know Emma, I think you've already done a major part of the job this morning, I will spare you this time!"
Without losing a second, she smashed the two last pies on Dinna's and Michelle's head.
"Two nice pie hats for your girls! I hope you like your new hairstyle! I hope to see you soon girls!" She left the tent and said:
"I will stay in the area, I can't wait for the next activities!"

The messy break was short for me as Lord Barton restarted another countdown. Of course, as I was the cleaner, I was also the first to be targeted.
This first activity continued for about 45 minutes. Sometimes, Lord Barton gave us a little break and wiped our eyes to see how our neighbors were trashed with pies.
"Time's up everyone! It's the end of the first activity! The witches will now be moved to their second activity."
We all thought we were going to be released from our ties but, in reality, Lords and Ladies planned something else for us. The poles were detached from the floor, we were able to move again but with our hands still tied on the cross.
"Follow us!"

We had to walk among the people still covered with creampies.
"Sit there!"
Three stools were installed in a row in straw. Lord O'Neill arrived and attached the poles on the floor, preventing us from moving once again.
"Let's start this second activity with a refreshing make up!"
He took some buckets of cold water and splashed them on us to clean the cream from the former activity.
"For the second activity, you will be able to punish these witches with the content we have brought to you. Each ingredient will be sold with auctions.The person who will win the auction will be free to use it freely on the witches.
Let's start with some flour!"
"Flour... of course... We are wet because of their washing, that is going to be a messy punishment..." said Dinna

The auction was animated, people were really enjoying it. Having the possibility to use mess and three beautiful girls was surely a secret fetish for some of them and they had the opportunity to do it publicly.
Finally, the flour was granted to a man from the audience. Two bags of flour were prepared for him.
"Could I use it the way I want?"
"Yes, you can use it on one witch or all of them, it's up to you!"
He then decided to spread the mess between us. For each of us, he dusted the floor on our body and then focused on our head. First he covered our face and then empty flour on our head and hair.
"Perfect, now the second prize: 18 eggs."
Once again, the auction took a few minutes until a group of young people won it. There was a boy and two girls, in their early twenty.
"Hey, you know, eggs are very good for hair. I propose to give one of these witches a good shampoo!" said one of the girls.
"Look at this one, she has long hair, she will enjoy it more than the others!"
"Sorry Mich', I think they are talking about you."
"Thank you Dinna, I think I understood that!"
The three young people arrived close from Michelle and started to give her a messy egg shampoo. Of course, they were not removing the shells and were massaging it on her scalp. The slimy eggs were mixed with the flour and created a yellow dough on Michelle. Pieces of shells were embedded in her hairdo.
"That is a perfect demonstration of medieval hair care! Next is a bucket of chunky green slime."

I recognized the special recipe of chunky slime from the Mansion.
In the audience, I saw Rachel trying to win this prize, after few more auctions, she finally managed to win the prize.
"Hi again girls!
I think Michelle already got enough and I already messed up Dinna. You're lucky Emma, this bucket is only for you!"
She raised the bucket over my head and poured the content on me. Based on people's reaction, I was supposing the look of this slime was gross.
When the bucket was nearly empty, Rachel splashed the remaining slime on me.
"This witch's complexion is a bit green, isn't it?"
I was feeling that chunks of slime were running below my costume.
"That was a good pour! And to conclude this second activity, the last prize is a small bucket of thick gravy!"

"Damn!" said Dinna "I'm sure this one will be for me!"
"I'm beginning to think my egg shampoo was maybe the best choice!"
This time, a lady won the auction and, as predicted by Dinna, the cleaner witch was chosen to be covered in gravy. The thick brown sauce was contrasting with her blond flour covered hair .

"Great demonstration everyone! We will give these girls a wash and start the third activity in 30 minutes."
Another bucket of cold water was splashed on each of us, removing a part of the former mess.

We made a few meters to the next activity. Once again, attaches for our poles were planned but this time, there was more. Over the stool was a big wooden structure which looked like a lucky game in a casino.
We sat on the stool and waited for the explanations. This time, Lord O'Neill was in charge of the animation.

"Welcome to the last activity : the bagatelle game. For those who don't know this game, it is pretty simple. We will drop balloons filled with mess at the top of the structure. It will fall in the structure bouncing between poles. Then it will fall in one of the three possible gutters. Once it will enter the gutter, it will immediately be guided over the witch's heads and will plop at the end of the gutter pouring its content over a random witch. Of course, the balloons have been filled with messy stuff: gravy, porridge, mashed potatoes, custard or even molasses.
However, there is something special in three of these balloons: a golden ticket. The person who will buy the balloon will have a special reward and the chance to have dinner for two people offered tonight after the show.
Each balloon costs 10 pounds. Hurry up, we are usually sold out in a few minutes!"

Only five minutes later, Lord O'Neill was proud to announce that all balloons were already sold, it was time to start the game.
Lady Ledger was at the top of the structure with all the balloons behind her. Each balloon had a number on it and people who bought one or more balloons were queuing with their tickets in front of us.
"Let's start with this young man here and his number 32!"
The man gave instructions to Lady Ledger to move left or right to decide where to drop his balloon. Then, Lady released it into the structure. We were able to follow it thanks to people's reaction in front of us and where they were looking. It took about 10 or 20 seconds before we heard a balloon plop. Immediately after, Dinna was covered with porridge.

"This guy bought three balloons and wanted to drop them at the same time."
The three balloons exploded in a row. I had the chance to avoid them, Michelle got a molasses one and Dinna received the two others: gravy and mashed potatoes.
"You're in luck Dinna"
"Shut up Emma, I can't wait to see you covered in something gross!"
She didn't have to wait a long time, the next three balloons were for me: molasses, custard and more molasses.
But, for the last one, something else stuck in my head.
"Ho, it seems we have our first golden ticket! Congratulations!"
A young woman was the winner. We didn't know what the surprise was but we would not have to wait long before discovering it.
New balloons popped over our heads covering us more and more with the mess. Another golden ticket was discovered by an older man and finally the last one by a young man. I had a look at Rachel who was in the crowd and was envious of them. Of course, she had bought several balloons too but was it for the dinner or for the surprise?

"And it was our last balloon! Thank you for your participation. Now, I will ask for the three golden tickets to come here for the reward..."
They all came in our back, we were not able to see what they were doing.
"You know what to do with that, isn't it? But first, could you please show the witches what you will give her?"
The three winners came in front of us. They all had a big bucket in their hand.
"That's right, it's a nice full bucket of swamp mud. Perfect for the witches!"
The crowd applauded and was laughing.
"Give them a closer look!"
All of them plunged their hand in the bucket and resurfaced it with a big handful of disgusting mud.
They approached us and smeared it on our faces. When their hands were empty, they raised the buckets over ud and emptied on our defenseless head.
The covering was thick and sounded disgusting. They took time to fully cover our heads and the top of our body.
"You can enjoy your reward!"
They started to smear the mud on our arms and legs.
The younger boy was working on Michelle, he took straw from the floor and added it on Michelle's head, mixing it with the mud.
Of course, the two others were encouraged by the crowd to do the same on Dinna and I.
When each of us had a new muddy straw hairdo, Lord Robinson came in front of us.
"Well done everyone! Now, I will ask the winners to call the person who will join you tonight for dinner."
The young boy introduced his girlfriend to the crowd, the young girl was with another girl of the same age who was her best friend and the older man was with his wife.
"There is a little last step to get your free dinner..."
A trolley with six pies was brought.
"We will ask you to put a pie on the face of your partner!"
Each of them got a pie and the crowd started a countdown. The older couple was not very comfortable but the two others were giggling with excitement.
When the countdown arrived at zero, each of them received a pie in the face from his or her partner. Different methods were used, the older couple did a very slow and soft pieing, the younger did it in a bigger splat. Finally, the two friends did the most messy pieing with smearing the pies on each other's head.
"Congratulations to them! Unfortunately, the three activities are now finished, it will be time for the judgment of the witches. They will walk to the main place where they will be judged. Of course, we encourage you to follow us!"
We were untied from the pole but immediately our hands were tied again in our back. We just had the possibility to wipe the mess from our eyes.

The crowd followed us to the main place where a rostrum was installed.
We were standing next to Lord Robinson.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we will now judge these three witches. As you know, we managed to develop a potion to dissolve witches who don't express repentance. Hopefully, it will be harmless for the others.
Bring on the bath!"
Other Lord's and Ladies brought a big barrel which was big enough to fit several people.
"Witches, you will have to jump in the potion! If you resurface, it will mean you will be a good person again, if not, it would mean you were dissolved by the potion! You! Go first!"
Donna was brought to the edge of the rostrum, just over the barrel. Her hands were untied.
"Let's start the countdown! 5..4..3..2..1.."
Dinna disappeared from the rostrum, pushed from behind by Lord Robinson. We heard a big splash and the applause of the crown.
"This one became a good person, next one!"
It was Michelle's turn with the same protocol and result. Then it was finally my turn.

On the step of the rostrum, I finally was able to see the content of the barrel. It was filled with Lord O'Neill's special recipe of gunge. The gunge was multi-colored. Next to the barrel, Dinna and Michelle were waiting for me, covered head to toe with that gunge which was tricking on them.
When my countdown stopped, I was also pushed in the barrel, landing in a big splash and submerged below the surface.

"She also resurfaced. It means our three witches are finally back to normal life! Congratulations to all of you and to our witches too!"
Lords who were standing next to Michelle and Dinna lifted them up and threw them back in the barrel head first. Both of them resurfaced, covered once again in the gunge.
They had a brief look at each other as they were communicating with telepathy. At the same time, they both pressed me over my shoulder and dunked me back in the gunge. Back at the surface, Michelle told me :
"That wasn't fair, we had been dunked twice. Now, you're like us!"
"Thank you girls, I think we're a great team!"
The barrel was driven back to the backstage with us inside waving to the crowd.

When we were backstage, Lord Robinson told us:
"I hope you had fun girls! Feel free to stay there for a moment or have your shower, we brought you your clothes. It was a really nice fair. We raised a lot of money thanks to you!
I hope you could stay longer at the Mansion but I know you have to leave soon. Feel free to come back whenever you want! "