The Messy Mansion - Chapter 27: Exam day with the McKay

Written by WLG — 2022 — from UMD.net

Sixth day at the Mansion... but unfortunately the last day too.
My journey has really been incredible, from the first lesson of self pieing to extreme mess during the council, I really had so many extraordinary experiences.
I would never have imagined to be able to live something like this when answering to the advertisement on the messy forum.
Hopefully, it was not over yet, I had a last day to spend and I was really expecting to live another incredible day.

9:00 am, I've been asked to join everybody in the main room for today's briefing.
"Welcome Emma! It's finally your last day with us! How do you feel?"
"A bit split... Between the deception to have only one day left here and the excitement of what you have planned for me today... I can't wait!"
"I understand you and all of us also are impatient!
Let's start then! We are going to explain your day. As we have discussed yesterday, today will be a bit different from the other days.
Each couple has won time to spend with you and we will be free to use this time the way we want.
Here is your schedule, at 10:00, you will start with Lord and Lady McKay. Then, you will be with the Ledgers, the Bartons, us, the Robinsons and you will finish with the O'Neills.
Remember that you have to wear your vibrator the whole day. We will be authorized to use it until 7:00pm. Be prepared, your 'exam' day starts in less than half an hour! Ask the McKays to know what you have to do for their exam."
"So Emma, we are the first for your last day, right? We don't have specific requirements, just be in the garden on time!"

I went back to my bedroom to prepare myself. As I hadn't any dress code, I planned to wear my casual clothes. I however had to remember to wear my companion as I was calling it for today.

I was in the garden in advance and cannot wait to start my 'exam'. At 10:00am exactly, a horn was heard, it was time to start the day! My companion woke up, the others were surely testing it was working well. Lady and Lord McKay arrived.
"Welcome Emma! For your exam, we decided to take the opportunity to test a future challenge, we talked together and we thought it would be nice to see you in another challenge. This challenge is something we are planning for a future guest, some things still need some adjustments and you will have the chance to be our beta tester.
We will be assisted by two other couples, the Bartons and the Robinsons, follow us while we explain the rules.
We call this game 'The messenger', your job will be simple: Lords and Ladies will be split, you will have to give a message from Ladies to a Lord and from Lords to a Lady. Easy, isn't it?"
"It seems so... what is the messy twist?"
"You know the Mansion now, Emma, there is indeed a messy twist! Lords and Ladies will be on each side of two slip and slide tracks. Each track is a bit above the floor and will end over a pool where you will 'slow down'".
"I see..."
"Then, the game starts. A Lord will give you a message and the name of a Lady. You will have to slide to the other side and give the good sentence to the good Lady. On the other side, the Ladies will also have a message for a Lord. You will have to slide from one side to another until you have not given the right messages to the right people. Of course, we are planning a few other things but I don't want to spoil you!"

We arrived in front of a structure where the slip and slide tracks were installed. Ladies and Lord went on each side, next to the pools. Over each pool, a mechanism was installed... It was surely one of the surprises Lord McKay talked about.
"Emma, you will have a meter two accelerate, then we are putting oil on the slip and slide tracks, you should have no problem reaching the pool. You will start from the Ladies' side and I will be the first to tell you the message, then you will have to repeat it on the other side to the good person. Ready? Start whenever you want!"
I did a few steps to accelerate and jumped on the track. The oily plastic let me slide the few meters which separated me from the pool. As I didn't want to spoil myself about the content of the pool, I didn't look at it when I was on the structure, it would be a total surprise in a second or two.
I just had the time to see the pool was filled with a dark filling.
SPLOSH
I landed head first in the thick liquid. I tasted it a bit... It was brownie batter. The batter completely covered me head to toe, I think it was the objective of this game. When I wiped my eyes, Lord McKay was in front of me.
"I'm ready for the message!" I said
"Well Emma... I've already said it when you were resurfacing..."
"But... I didn't hear anything!"
"Then, we will see you soon!" he answered with a big smile.

I left the pool and, back on the structure, threw myself in the second track in the direction of the second pool. The oil on the track was making my slide easy even covered in batter.
This time, I didn't have the chance to see what was in the pool. Once again, I landed head first and another substance. The content was warm and fluid... It was melted marshmallow stuff. The pool was heaten a bit to keep it liquid but sticky as hell.
When I resurfaced, I was hoping for someone in front of me for the next message but there was nobody.
"Emma, you have to tell us the Lady you want to give the message to and then the message."
"But I have no idea...!"
"Well, try something!"
"OK, then I have the following message for... Lady Barton... 'Be indulgent with Emma'?"
Lady Barton approached.
"Look up, if this is the correct message and if the message is for me, you will have your reward... If not..."
I looked at the mechanism over me knowing there was no chance the message was correct.
"You were wrong Emma!"
Splash, Lady Barton engulfed my head in a gooey pie sandwich.
Meanwhile, I was hearing that she was continuing to speak
"...my pie".
"What?"
"This was the message, go back to the other side!"
Damn, once again, I didn't understand the message, I understood the challenge now. They knew I would have to dive several times in each pool and take many pie sandwiches before getting the two messages.

Another slide and another dive in the brownie batter later, this was the Lord's message.
Of course, the two words I had were not enough and another pie sandwich was given to me. However, this time I was prepared for that and focused on the Lord's voice.
"There is .... o ... in a box". I had a major part of the message, but not enough. I would have to come back to the brownie pool at least once more...

After a forced bath in the marshmallow stuff, I tried to give a message knowing I didn't have the Lady and a word was missing. SPLASH! It was not "a clock in a box" or it was not for Lady Robinson...
"Message ... rton, there... fly on my..." Even below the several layers of mess and with the pie fillings on my ears, I was able to understand some parts of the message. I may finally understand the message and I was guessing the message was for Lord Barton. I will try this after the next slide.

After another coating of brownie batter, I asked for Lord Barton to come.
"The message is 'There is a fly on my pie'..."
"Look up to see if it's correct or not!"
I looked above my head to the hatch and suddenly a white cloud fell from above. A big bucket of flour was hidden in the hatch, contrasting with the dark brownie batter and sticking to it.
"Congratulations, this was the good message for me!"
Splash, another pie sandwich.
"There... fox in a ..."
"There is a fox in a box, great, I've got it... but I don't have the Lady's name... Damn, I think I will have to guess!"

Once again I was submerged in the white sticky stuff... But now, I had one chance out of three... I tried with Lady McKay as it was her 'exam'. Unfortunately, it was not her, the hatch over me remained closed.
"Then it should be Lady..."
"Wait Emma, you can't propose two names, you have to go back the other side!"
Even if I managed to give the correct message to the Lords, I had to be dunked once again in the brownie batter.
"No pie for you this time, you must give the message to Lady Robinson." said Lord McKay.
"And I suppose I have to plunge in the pool once again, right?"
Of course I had to! But this time, I had the message and the person.

After having wiped my eyes, I asked Lady Robinson to come and I gave her the message. She asked me to look up and, like on the other side, the hatch opened and poured its content on me.
Instead of the white flour, the other hatch was filled with dark cacao powder to contrast with white stuff.
This time, the challenge was over.
"Good Emma, please follow me to the other side where my husband is waiting for you".
The others left us, only Lady and Lord McKay remained. While walking in the direction of Lord McKay, my companion started to vibrate. I thought the other didn't want to perturb me during the memory game but the break was now over.
I was trying to hide my reaction to these vibrations but it was obvious that I was enjoying the sensation under my clothes fully covered with that mess.

"So Emma, did you enjoy it? We may have some improvement to do but this was the main idea of a future challenge."
"That was fine! I will give you some feedback later today if you want."
"Perfect... But before you leave, let us give our final gift to you!"
Each of them took a pie and, one after the other, they planted it into my face, taking the time to rub the content on my head.
When the pieing was over, they pushed me backwards, back in the brownie batter pool. When I resurfaced, they used an empty bucket which they filled with batter and the flour which was on the surface and poured it over my head.
While Lord McKay was doing that, his wife was massaging the mess on my head creating a thick paste composed of marshmallow stuff, brownie batter, flour and cacao powder.
"We would have loved staying here with you and all this mess but you know the rules... Our time is over!"
"It has been a pleasure to welcome you Emma, you've been a great guest!"
"Thank you to both of you!"

I left the pool and wrung my clothes from the mess. This challenge was only the beginning of my day, I still had four couples to see. My next step, after a shower, would be the Ledgers.