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The Messy Mansion - Chapter 23: The Olympics (part 2)

Written by WLG — 2022 — from UMD.net

Freshly cleaned and dry for my former challenge with Lady O'Neill, I was ready for the next step.
Someone knocked at my door.

"Is my little piggy clean now?" It was Lady O'Neill voice
"Yes, comme in!"
"Hey Emma, we had a wonderful time together! I'm glad to see you're not afraid to be messy and you now enjoy it."
"You were lucky Lisa!"
"Well, maybe! But I really wanted to cover you myself with this disgusting mud. It was a real motivation!"
"I see... This was really gross indeed!"
"Ho, was it too much for you" she worried.
"Of course not! I loved every moment! I was even sad it had to stop!"
"That's good to know! I may not limit myself next time then..."
"I can't wait!"
"Me too! However, it's time for your second challenge. Here is a bikini I've chosen myself for you. Dress up and go outside, in the garden, to start your second challenge with the Robinsons."

I dressed and went outside where Lord and Lady Robinson were waiting for me.
Lady Robinson was also wearing a similar bikini and Lord Robinson was wearing a swimming trunks.

"Hi Emma, Lady O'Neill told us you've lost your first challenge... That's sad! I hope it will motivate you even more!"
"Let me explain to you the rules of our challenge.
In front of you, you have a large variety of mess: sweet, savoury, sticky, liquid... But also a bowl with papers inside.
On each paper, there is a name of an animal. The aim of the game is to use the mess we have prepared to costume yourself in this animal.
We don't know which words are on the paper because we asked the other Lords and Ladies to write it for us.
There will be two rounds. One against my husband, one against me. The winner of each round will have the right to 'improve' the loser's costume the way he or she wants.
If there is a draw after the two rounds, there will be an additional challenge which has been written by the other Lords and Ladies and sealed in this enveloppe.
Lord Ledger will arrive in a minute to be our referee."

Lord Ledger arrived and said:
"Hi all, I will first randomly take one of those papers for Lord Robinson... And your theme will be pig!
Emma, your turn. Your costume will be a dalmatian!
Both of you have one minute to take whatever you want on the table and then five minutes to do your costume. Let's go!"

Dalmatian... Well, the animal was not too complicated, I only needed two colors: black and white. I choose to use marshmallow stuff for the white and black paint for the spot.
I took two big buckets and ran behind the screen which was installed for each of us.

In the back of the screen was installed a mirror to check our costume.
I had a clear view of what I wanted to do here. First, I decided to tie my hair with two pigtails. It will be my ears for later.
Hopefully, I already had the experience of marshmallow thanks to Lady Robinson. The stuff had been warmed up a bit, then it was easier to smear. I dipped both my hands in the bucket and started to cover from my neck to toes in the stuff. I had no time to lose for my face, so I dug my head in the bucket and rotated it to fully cover it. I was feeling the weight of the stuff added on me, I thought it would be enough for the white.
Then, I had to do multiple black spots on me. I started with my legs and arms. I tried to do my best for my back, doing spots on my front was easier.
I only had one minute left and my costume was already well done.

I had a look at myself in the mirror. Even if my body was fine I was not really a fan of my head as it was still only white. To improve the costume, I decided to dunk my right pigtail in the paint. I stood up and checked my costume's improvement in the mirror. It was way better but still not enough.
So, I had the idea to half dunk my face in the paint with the other pigtail. It was common that dalmatians have black ears and a black and white face. Then, I slowly dunk the left side of my face in the black paint. I inserted it in diagonal: my ear, eye and forehead were submerged but not my nose.
I added a small spot on my nose and my costume was perfect for me!

"Time's up! Please, both of you join me here."
On the opposite side of my screen I saw Lord Robinson appearing. He was coated head to toes in a pink layer of whipped cream. His feet and hands were covered in mud.

"Well, we have two nice animals here... However, to me, there is one costume clearly more detailed from the other and it's... Emma's one!"
"Yes! Thank you!"
"Emma, Lord Robinson is the loser, if you want to improve his costume, please do so!"
For the first time, I was able to be dominant on him, it would be only fair to mess up him once after all I had to do in his Mansion.

"I see this pig is really clean except for a few spots of mud... I've recently been someone's pig and I can tell you you're supposed to be much muddier!"
I took the mud bucket he used for his hands and feet, it was still full of mud as he didn't use much of it for his costume, and I emptied it on him, covering him head to toes in an extra layer of mud.

"That's indeed a nice improvement Emma! Now it's time for the second challenge. But before that, I will request you to remove your costume. Don't move Lord and Lady Robinson prepared everything here."
A hose was just behind him. He asked me to stand in front of him and he started to spray us with cold water. There was a lot of pressure which easily removed the marshmallow and paint.
"Lord Robinson, take your time, you've got a warm shower behind you. The hose is only for our guests!"
He gave me a towel to dry me and when I was ready for the second round, he plunged his hand in the remaining papers from the bowl.

"OK, the next round will be against Emma and Lady Robinson. Let's start with you Emma... your animal will be... a parrot!
Lady Robinson, there is only one paper for you here. Your animal will be a tiger!
Ladies, you know the rules. Take the mess and dress behind the screens!"

I saw Lady Robinson rushing on some buckets on her table, on my side I was very confused... I had absolutely no idea of how I would become a parrot.
Unfortunately, and I was strange to admit, there was no feather on the table.

"You look confused Emma!"
"Yes, I just have no idea what to do!"
"Hum, do you want to give up?"
"Unfortunately, yes... Lady Robinson will be pleased to create a costume for me for sure! It will be her reward for her costume. She looked inspired!"
"OK, but if we do so, I will also allow her a penalty on you. Then, wait behind the screen until I call you back."

I waited a few minutes, shared between the stress to lose another challenge and the excitation of being 'punished' for my abandonment... Then Lord Ledger called us.
When I appeared all clean, I saw Lady Robinson covered head to toe with lemon curd. She added stripes of chocolate on her body. I had to admit her costume was nearly perfect.

"Emma... Where is your costume?"
"Sorry Lady, I really didn't know how I would create my parrot costume..." I said with a shy voice.
"There is no suspense here, your costume is far better than Emma's one, Lady Robinson. It would not be hard to improve it.
As she didn't do anything, take your time to recreate a full costume for her, after that you will be authorized to play a bit with your animal as a penalty."
"Great, I will have my reward anyway! Let's do it! Emma, you're all mine!", she said with an evil smile.

"Contrary to you, I've too many ideas... Well... Where to start? Ho, I know!" she was thinking out loud.
"Kneel Emma, I don't want to miss a single spot of you!
When I'm thinking about a parrot, I see these nice birds with bright feathers. I know some of them are red... Then let's start with that...".
Her first step was a nice coating of tomato sauce. When the bucket was empty, she smeared it everywhere on me, moving my arms like a puppet to make sure to apply it everywhere and recycling the mess that was on the floor to put it back on me.
"OK, that's a nice start... Then, what can we do here... Ho, I know. Parrots have alway colorful plumage around their head. You don't have feathers but I think your hair will do the job."
She moved on my back and untied my pigtails.
"It may take a while, may I ask Lord Robinson to join?"
"Sure, it will be more effective!"
"Emma, I want you to hold that for us." She gave me two small buckets which I had to hold next to my head.
"What I propose, Honey, is to use a bit of each colorful mess and create multicolor strands on her."
"That's a nice idea!"
"Do not hesitate to change the ingredients for more color!"
Then , each of them focused on half of my hairdo, they were smearing from root to tips of different mess that I had to hold for them: peanut butter, lemon curd, marshmallow stuff, blueberry jam...
When they had finished a strand, they heavily let it fall on my forehead or back.

After a moment, no hair remained clean, their job was done.
"Have a look at yourself in the mirror".
I had to admit she had done a very good job. My costume was simple but my hairdo was perfect... for a parrot!

"Tell me if I'm wrong Lord Ledger, she has a penalty right?"
"Yes, I will give you five minutes with her. Do whatever you want during that time!"
"Great! Emma, you're a parrot and you know what parrots do? They repeat what we say, OK?
"~OK~" I transformed my voice to pretend I was a parrot.
"You've understood! You know, I like my parrot so much, I will do what she wants, she will just have to ask. For example, if she says 'Pie me'..."
"~Pie me~"
Splash... She threw a pie which exploded directly into my face.
"Again?"
"~Again~"
Splosh... Another one filled with chocolate engulfed my head.
"Another?"
"~Another~"
A new pie was smashed on my cheeks.
"Or maybe you're hungry and want a sandwich?"
"~A sandwich~"
After these words, Lord Robinson, who was behind me, encased my head between two sloppy pies. He took some of the crusts which were on the floor, refilled them with a bit of cream and dropped it on the top of my head.
"OK the penalty is over... Except if... this bucket if for Emma?" added Lord Ledger. He was definitively knowing what I had to answer to that...
"~This bucket is for Emma~"
"Well, if you say so, you can proceed Lady Robinson!"
Of course I would be able to stop playing but I was having fun in my role.
A full bucket of honey was poured on me. The sticky golden liquid was soon covering me completely. When the bucket was empty, I stood up and wiped my eyes and mouth.

"OK everybody, there is a draw between Emma and the Robinsons. We will open the sealed message to know how we will decide who will win this challenge." He took the message and read it.
"The challenge to decide between both teams will be 'pie throwing'. The rules are simple, you will have three pies thrown on your opponent who will see three meters away from you. Only pies in the face give points."
"Emma, you will go first, Lady Robinson, please go there."
The three pies were brought to me and Lady Robinson was sitting, waiting for her fate... I launched the first one but it was not strong enough, it impacted her on her stomach.
"You know my face is a bit above Emma?"
I gave her immediately an answer with my second pie which exploded in her face.
"That's better! Last one Emma." Lord Ledger gave me my last pie.
I tried to launch this pie the same way as the second one... and it landed perfectly on Lady Robinson's face.
"Two points Emma, that's nice. Lady Robinson, it's your turn!"

We exchanged our places, Lady Robinson was already aiming at me...
SPLASH, her first pie exploded on my breast.
She took the second pie... This one landed on my face, covering it with a thick coating of cream.
And finally, it was time for the last one... Which landed, as the first one, on my breasts.

"Congratulations Emma, you won the challenge!" said Lord Ledger.
"That was a good competition, I hope to be able to get my revenge some day!"

We all took the direction of the shower, it was time for our lunch break, and then, my third challenge against the Bartons!
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