The Messy Mansion - Chapter 12: Cooking with Emma (part 1)

Written by WLG — 2022 — from UMD.net

We had our lunch together as usual in the dinner room.
When I was going to leave to go back to my room, Lord Robinson stood up and talked to me.
"Emma, today's challenges will be a bit different. Instead of preparing challenges for you, today you will be your own tormentor."
"Really? How is it possible?"
"Today's theme is 'Cooking with Emma'. We will ask you to prepare a menu for us: two starters, two main courses and two desserts. However, you will not only cook today, the challenges will still be WAM of course!
You will be able to cook whatever you want, the way you want BUT there will be some conditions..."
"Conditions?"
"Yes, you will not have access to ustensiles during your show: no spoon, no whisk, no bowl... Everything will be prepared ON you.
There is no particular dress code here, do whatever you want.
Remember, you are not in a cooking camp but a Messy Mansion, what you will prepare doesn't really matter!"
"OK, will I have time to prepare?"
"Yes, we will give you four hours from now. There are some recipe books in the kitchen in case you need inspiration and you will find everything you need in the pantry.
You will have to write the recipes you want and give it to us just before the show. We will read it for you. You will have one challenge for starters, one for the main course and one for dessert. Between each challenge, you will have half an hour to clean yourself and prepare for the next challenge. Are you ready?"
"Yes, that sounds very entertaining! I'm sure I will finally pass the council today!"
"I hope so for you!"
They all left the room and I went to the kitchen and started to open recipe books. What would I be able to prepare for them?
Of course, it has to be messy but I didn't want to do basic recipes like just eggs for the main course and pies for dessert... I had to find nice recipes I could adapt in a messy way but also find a nice way to mess myself.

I tried to write on paper all the ideas I had for these challenges: mess I wanted to use, outfit, way to apply it... Then I found some recipes which included these ingredients and finally built my menu.
I still had three hours to prepare everything. I had not only food to prepare but I had messy surprises for Ladies and Lord... I thought that my afternoon would be really busy!

My first challenge started in 15 minutes. I double checked that all the stuff I needed was prepared: food, menu, outfit... Everything was ready!
I decided to put on simple clothes for starters. To be honest, I thought that starters were the weaker part of my menu. I was not really inspired and it was hard to find a mess that could be considered as starters... Anyway, it was now too late to change it.
I took time to choose my clothes, even if I wanted to use casual wear, I had to find the right ones if I wanted to succeed in doing one of the surprises I plan for Lords and Ladies.
I put on nice black underwear, a blue t-shirt and white pants. I made my hair into a ponytail and I was ready for starters. I decided to go barefoot, I knew it would not be too important for Lords and Ladies to have messy shoes but Lady Ledger would surely appreciate seeing my feet in a puddle of mess.

I moved to one of the outside shacks where Lords and Ladies were waiting outside.
"Good afternoon everybody, welcome to the special edition of 'Cooking with Emma'. I hope you are hungry to see what I had prepared for you.
Please come in and sit in front of the stage. I will soon start the first part of today's menu: starters".
They all entered, giggling of exhistation in their voices.
"For my show, I will need an assistant next to me. Who would like to join me on stage?"
"I will!" said Lady Robinson.
"Perfect! Here are the two recipes, I will ask you to start with this one and slowly read each step. I will demonstrate how to correctly apply each step of the recipe! Are you all ready!"
They all cheered.
"Good, then, let's start with the first of our two starters: mixed salad". I brang a trolley next to me.
"Please Lady Robinson, could you start?"
"Sure!
Mixed salad:
To realize a nice mixed salad, take a fresh salad."
"I will be your salad for today!" I said while doing a reverence.
"You have many ways to prepare your salad, we will see several possibilities together. First, you can use a very simple oil and vinegar dressing".
I took two bottles of oil on the trolley, opened them and emptied them over my head. The oil was cascading on my shoulders to soak my t-shirt. As I was expecting, the oil saturated the tshirt which became partially transparent to show my black bra under.
"Do not hesitate to prepare enough dressing for all your guests."
I took two more bottles and emptied them in the front and back of my pants. It was soon becoming transparent enough to see my panties below too.
"But of course, you are free to use any dressing you like: ranch dressing... coleslaw dressing... blue cheese"
After each name I took a bottle of dressing and emptied it over me covering my head, arms, legs, massing on my breasts. When the first trolley was empty, I said:
"I hope you enjoyed our first starter, now it's time for the second one, Lady Robinson, could you please read the second recipe?"
"Sure: next starter: tartines.
Tartines can be prepared in many different ways. First of all, take a nice piece of bread."
In that recipe, I was also the bread.
"A simple way to eat tartines is to cover it with butter and put whatever you want on it".
I prepared a big bucket of butter this afternoon and let it become soft during the day outside the fridge. I plunged both my hands in the bucket and resurfaced them with two enormous amounts of butter. I splat the greasy paste on my head and started to completely engulf it with butter. I added more and more butter on it, covering myself up to my shoulders.Of course, I didn't forget to deeply apply the butter on my hair. At some point, my ponytail became a block of butter attached to my head.
"You can also decide to cover it with sour cream, barbecue sauce or mustard".
On the trolley were prepared three big buckets filled with these three nasty ingredients.
I first emptied the barbecue sauce in my panties and pants, turning the formerly white pants into a dark brown mess. Then, I did the same with the sour cream in my shirt, front and back. Finally, I kept the most disgusting ingredient for the end. The bucket of yellow mustard was in front of me, the smell of it was very strong. I took the bucket and slowly poured the content over my head, covering every part of my body in the stinky ingredient.
When the bucket was emptied, I wiped my eyes and had a look at Lords and Ladies. Most of them were having a strong smile.
"The starters are now ready. We will come back after a break!"
"Great Emma! We will let you prepare your second challenge. Clean yourself and call us when you are ready!"
They all left the room.
My first challenge was better than I expected. They were not really there for a recipe but for the mess on me. That was exactly what I was hoping for. I was sure my transparents clothes from the beginning were well appreciated. This was something I had already seen on a WAM video.
I had no time to lose before my next challenge. I had to have a shower and dry myself for the next challenge. Hopefully, the stinky mixture was easy to clean even though the odor was a bit staying on my skin for the moment. Cleaning my buttered hair took me a bit longer than expected but I didn't want to disappoint the Lord and Lady for my next challenge!